Top 10 Funny Jokes In Urdu Of 2018

funny jokes in urdu

Here is top 10 funny jokes in urdu which include pathan and sardar jokes of 2018 share these urdu jokes with your friends on social media.

Pathan:
Yara Hamara Aur Gul Bano Ka
Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Rishta Hai.

Dost: Wo Kese.??

Pathan:
Yara Wo Bohat Ajeeb Hai
Aur Hum Bohat Ghareeb Hai.. 😀

Hahahha

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Pathan:
Yara Hamara Aur Gul Bano Ka
Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Rishta Hai.

Dost: Wo Kese.??

Pathan:
Yara Wo Bohat Ajeeb Hai
Aur Hum Bohat Ghareeb Hai.. 😀

Hahahha

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Pathan Office Se Ghar Aya
Aur Socha Aaj Kuch Khaas Kerna Tha.

Us Ny Socha..

Bohat Socha..

Aadhi Raat Tak Sochta Raha..

Phir Yaad Aya To Bola:
“Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Aaj To Hum Ko Jaldi Sona Tha..” 🙂 😀

Hahhaha

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For Pathans..

Aankhon Me Nasha Hai..
Baton Me Maza Hai..
Chahat Me Ada Hai..
Andaz Bhi Juda Hai..
Pathano Me Wafa Hai..
Isi Liye To Sari Dunya Un Pe Fida Hai.. 🙂

I Love U Pathan Bhai..

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Pathan Ny Apna Radio Refrigerator Me Rakh Diya..

QK..

Wo Cool Music Sunna Chahta Tha Yaar.. 😀

Hhahahha

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Pathan:
Oye Khana Kharaba,
Tu Ny Pury Toilet Me Poti Q Keri.

Sardar:
Mobile Ki Waja Se..

Pathan: Kiya Matlab.?

Sardar:
O Yaar Tu Ny “Get Idea”
Ka Ad Nahi Dekha,
“Walk When U Talk” 😀

Pathan: O Terii..

Hahhaha

====================== Sardar:
Jitni Dair me Me Ek Saans
Leta Hun Utni Dair Me Mulk
Me Ek Bacha Paida Hota Hai..

Pathan:
Oh Khudaya..!
Phir Tum Ye Harkat Chhor Q Nahi
Dety. Tumhari Waja Se Mulk
Ki Aabadi Kitni Barh Gai Hai.. 😀

Hhahaha

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Musafir Pathan Taxi Driver Se:
Kiya Sadar Jaye Ga.??

Pathan Taxi Driver:
Nahi Yaraa,
Apna Sadar To Bechara Sa Admi Hai,
Hamko Lagta Hai Wazeer-e-Azam Jaye Ga.. 😀

Hahhaha

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Pathan Mobile Hath Me Liye Khoob Hans Raha Tha..

Dost: Q Hans Rahy Ho.??

Pathan:
Ek Larka Aur Larki Meri
Post Per Setting Ker Rahy Thy,
,
Mene Post Hi Delete Ker Di.. 😀

Hahhaha

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