Top 10 Pathan Jokes In Urdu For 2018

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Here are top 10 Pathan jokes in Urdu of 2018.These are the funniest Urdu jokes of 2018.You can’t stop laughing after reading these funniest jokes.Must Share these jokes with your friends on social media.

Pathan gusy se:
‘Waiter’
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
?
?
Pathan:
“Han yar sorry

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Pathan k qabar ki pehli raat mai 62 fareshte aey…?

2 farishte sawal puch rahe the aur baqi k 60 farishte pathan ko sawal samjha rhe the..;-):-

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Friend to pathan

Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi

Kya Karu… . . ..

Pathan:-‘Message sending failed ‘likh ke bhej de….!!!

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1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..:)

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Pathan K Ghar Mehman Aate Hain.
Pathan Ki BV Pathan Se:

Tum Hamesha Mehmanon Se Ulti Seedhi Bat
Keh Dete Ho, Ab In Ki Izzat Karna.

Pathan Mehman Se:
Kya Haal Hai Gul Khan, Tum Thek Hai,
Aane Me Koi Pareshani To Nai Hui?

Gul Khan:
Ap K Elaqe Me Kutte Bohat Hain.
Pathan:
Kutte Se Yaad Aya Tumhara Abbu Thek Hai Wo Aya Nai.:-)=P

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Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do 🙂

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  • Maine suna hai k is ghar mai
    Boy: Maine suna hai k is ghar mai bhoot rehte hain.Pathan: Pata nahin mjhe to khud mare hue 8 saal hogaye 🙂
  • Wo jo table pe admi betha hai
    Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
    Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
    Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
    Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
    Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
    Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
    khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
    Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)
  • Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
    Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
    To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:Upar Q Aye?Pathan: Amrood Khane.Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

    Pathan:

    .
    .

    Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.:-)

  • Kutta mar geya Razai main
    Pathan proposed a Girl:Kutta mar geya Razai main,
    Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
    Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.
  • sardar pathan se,yar pehle to imitabh ki film suryawasham haftey me do baar aati thi per ab kuch dino se nahi arahi hai,pathan,yaar wo amitabh bachan bimaar hoga,
  • ak pathan dobte hoe bache ko bachalia or dobara drya me phank dia;
    kisi ne pocha.Khan sahab ye kia kia?
    Pathan bola ;NAKI KR DRYA ME DAL
  •  pathan ne rickshaw sale kar kay photo state ki dukan kholi dost tu ne rickshaw sale kar kay dukan kyun kholi pathan yara jab karkiyan hum ko akay kheta hai dono taraf se karna hum ko bara maza ata hai
  •  ” PaThan Or Us Ka DosT “DOST : Yar Tum 10rik Me FaiL HuWa To TuM KiYa BaneY Ga,PaThan : Yar Agher Me 10rik Me FaiL HuWa To Hamm MoCHi BaNeY Ga OR Agher Pass HuWa Phir To Inshallah Hamm Apna Tandoor KhoLee Ga , -:)

2010 UPDATES
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?

Tota bola PATHAN.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne
2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha
tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki
nmaz kab ho ge

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
“KESi HO”
Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne
Laga…
Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:

“DELIVERED”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

“Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga..”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

“Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta”..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,

Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.

Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,

“Hum dobara shaadi kare ga..”

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Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?

Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phatan train me su su kr k aya
.
.
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
.
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga”

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.

Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pathan: R u male or female?
.
Khusra: Both
.
Pathan: How’s that possible..do u hv sex
with male or female?
.
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female
.
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

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